Firefighter Refused Call To Giffords Shooting Because of ‘Political Views’

Congratulations to former Tucson city firefighter Mark Ekstrum, a 28-year veteran who retired last month as the world’s worst firefighter.He’s officially the world’s worst firefighter. Why? He said "he had different political views than his colleagues and "did not want to be part of it." Yeah, if a group of people are shot, and your job is to save people’s lives, you shouldn’t be a part of it. Shooting victims should be very careful not to be political in any way, because if they are, they shouldn’t expect any first responders to show up.

Seems like perhaps somebody was just a little afraid to go to a shooting. But knowing Arizona, he probably shouldn’t be surprised if a person angered by this story shows up on his doorstep and shoots him in approximately five minutes. Because most Arizonans aren’t cowards. Just this guy and John McCain.



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Ban Abortion, Fix America!

Or at least that is what former fatty current wackadoo Mike Huckabee thinks. Huh, I never thought bringing more people into this already crowded world to fight for the little resources we have remaining would make America exceptional again...but then again he may be thinking we could just grind up those little tikes for fried soy-lent green.

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The Middle East wants Human Rights, US Military says "Slow Yo Roll"

There is so much civil disobedience happening everywhere, except here in America, where it is probably needed the most: Mubarak is in coma-exile, Iran just exploded again, and there’s been all sorts of anti-government protests and political unrest in Bahrain, Yemen and Libya. The United States has lots of navy boats stationed in Bahrain, and Barack Obama’s precious Predator drones are very busy killing all the browns in Yemen — so obviously these reasonable demands for water, food, and jobs basic human rights and political reform are terrifying and horribly dangerous to our National Security.

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Arizona, Where the Rational People Rock the Vote

Can anyone take a guess as to who Arizona Republicans want to replace Jon Kyl as their next senator? No? Okay, close your eyes and imagine that a scary Mexican man with bloodshot eyes and cocaine pouring out of his orifices is pointing a gun at you and the only way to stop him is electing the right senator. They want that Mexican-hating sheriff guy Joe Arpaio to win. He leads announced candidate Rep. Jeff Flake, J.D. Hayworth, and Rep. Ben Quayle. How on Earth will Arizona be able to decide which of these guys will best embarrass them in the Senate?

Let the insanity that is the 2012 race to racism begin!

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The guy who gave WMD "Info" to Bush and Co. admits it was all made up

So, the Iraq Invasion/Occupation was good for something, right? The Iraqi defector who gave the United States all that “intelligence” about Saddam’s Weapons of Mass Destruction and all that? He just made it all up, because he wanted America to topple Saddam. It worked! Tell whatever lies you want for whatever ends you desire. That is the lesson.

We know the exact numbers of U.S. military dead and injured (4,436 dead and 32,009 wounded) and have a vague idea of “reported Iraqi deaths” (between 100,000 and 109,000), and then there were who knows how many dead from the illness and malnutrition that comes from having an entire country’s infrastructure destroyed — water lines, health clinics, vaccines and common medicines, grocery stores, produce markets, dairies, etc. A lot of military contractors died, too. But they were in it for the Big Money, so nobody really counts them.

Funny this doesn't seem to be getting much play anywhere in the US Media.

Just another reason I will never mourn the death of Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld or any of their cohorts. They have the blood of over 200,000 people on their hands and may they rot in hell.

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Hosni in a convenient Coma

Uh? Hosni Mubarak allegedly collapsed after his last public address and then fell into a magic coma! And now he’ll have to be airlifted to a special not-in-Egypt “coma treatment” center, amiright? And the $70 billion that Mubarak fleeced from the Egyptian people will also have an enormous coma and then disappear forever. Haha, Mubarak is probably already drinking Veuve Clicquot and counting his money at his secret underground whorehouse on the dark side of the Moon — just laughing and laughing. Oh, this makes me very grumpy. (Why can’t I have a secret moon brothel?)


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Why aren't white males being considered for the Supreme Court?

Yes the people at Fox News really had this headline. If the pic doesn't answer the question let me break it down to you. There are 9 members in the Supreme Court, of which there are 2 women, 1 sex offender black man, and 6 white males. That means 66% of the US Supreme Court is made up of white males. I mean what was Fox News expecting once our Kenyan Muslim overlord took the Sharia Christian oath of office?

Georgia Peach thinks Gays are all criminals

Yup because every time a Gay person walks into the 7-Eleven you can see the fear coursing through the veins of Ahmed behind the counter. How many weeks until we find out this guy has actually been hooking up with gays guys he met on craigslist for meth fueled sex sling romps in his trailer?

If it wasn't for the charm of Savannah, the music of Athens, and the sassy black ladies of The Real Housewives of Atlanta I would add Georgia to the list of states I don't need.

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Mississippi wants to honor racisim on 'der NASCARS

Hopefully soon the good people of Mississippi will be able to obtain Nathan Bedford Forrest Ku Klux Klan special edition license plates, so that they can “ghost-ride the whip” in style! 

"The Mississippi Division of Sons of Confederate Veterans wants to sponsor a series of state-issued license plates to mark the 150th anniversary of the Civil War, which it calls the “War Between the States.” The group proposes a different design each year between now and 2015, with Forrest slated for 2014."
“Seriously?” state NAACP president Derrick Johnson said when he was told about the Forrest plate. “Wow.”

The NAACP in Mississippi is shocked by the racism in Mississippi? Add this to my list of reasons we don't need Mississippi.

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This week in stupidity

No snarky commentary needed, just read the article...

Hope in the American people just went down a notch.
 

Terrorist Americans standing with the Terrorist of Egypt

As many commentators, such as Sarah Palin, will tell you, the U.S. cannot allow Egypt to become a democracy because its people might want their laws to reflect their religion. That would be great, except their religion is not Christianity, it’s Islam. So they’re all terrorists. But now, according to a Gallup poll, the American public overwhelmingly supports the protestors on the streets of Egypt. (“Gypsies,” they’re called.) 


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The Fine People of Iowa know whats going on in Egypt: Obama's a Muslim

SOLID DEDUCTION! 2 POINTS FOR IOWA!

There are some things Frank Luntz and Fox News would rather not say explicitly out loud if they don’t have to. Luckily, they have Republican voters to back them up and make the insane connections they merely insinuate. Who here thinks Obama is a Muslim and that is why he is letting Egypt become a democracy or whatever? Very good, very good. You all get ice cream.

Of course, the best part comes at the 0:35 mark with the bald guy:

“He talks about making them into a republic, but all he talks about are democracies. He doesn’t know what a republic is.”

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The Tea Party is releasing their own Magazine

FINALLY a place where I can read about something other than those Armenian sisters and for only $34.95! Way better than anything I can get on my Liberal Communist Muslim iPad.

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Injuns never deserved America or so thats what our moral leader Bryan Fischer of the "American Family Association" thinks

So what about current Native Americans? They seem fine, right?

Many of the tribal reservations today remain mired in poverty and alcoholism because many native Americans continue to cling to the darkness of indigenous superstition instead of coming into the light of Christianity and assimilating into Christian culture.

Ah yes, those natives haven’t assimilated into Christian culture. Perhaps because the prevailing culture isn’t Christian and has much more too do with deep-fried hamburgers and Justin Bieber flipping his hair onto a deep-fried hamburger? Sure, Fischer, that race of people should assimilate into a fellow minority group.



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Sarah Palin: I don't trust you 'gyptians

“We want to be able to trust those who are screaming for democracy there in Egypt, that it is a true sincere desire for freedoms. And the challenge that we have though, is how do we verify what it is that we are being told?” AHA! Those people couldn’t truly want democracy. They’re Muslim. Nice catch, Sarah.

Yes, God forbid that some of those protesters are conservative and want the Egyptian law to reflect Islam and its ethics. People like Palin are consummate secularists who would never want God to have an influence on politics or government or law and order.

Funny she’s not arguing this for Turkey. Surely she is aware of the success the mildly Islamist, pro-liberal government is having there.



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Courtesy of the Wonkette 

Fox News Geography: Egypt on the move

That Sharia Law sure gets around

Idiots

AOL buys Huffington Post

YAAY! Another place for dimwit Americans that still use AOL to find out which D-List celebrity got new boobs!

Link to the death of independent journalism and news

Reagan turned 100 over the weekend

And how do you celebrate his birthday? You do what Reagan would have wanted, spend less money and reduce the deficit...by buying a $10,000 dollar cake. CLASSIC REAGANOMICS

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It's National apologize to Geesus day!

For about 8759 hours a year the USA prides itself on one of the founding fathers most cherished principles...Freedom of  Religion. For the other hour the government falls to it's knees and in unison exclaims: "Just Kidding, we tots only believe in you!" "Slap me some skin!"

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Donald Rumsfeld releases "Rummy Potter and the Hookah of Fire"

Rummy released his apology memoirs today, in this gripping piece of work we find out the Rummy takes no blame for the state of the world today. (Nor should he, he was just an innocent bystander)

Here is a quote from said "memoir":

“Two weeks after the worst terrorist attack in our nation’s history, those of us in the Department of Defense were fully occupied,” Mr. Rumsfeld recalls. But the president insisted on new military plans for Iraq, Mr. Rumsfeld writes. “He wanted the options to be ‘creative.’ ”  

2 weeks after NYC and DC got bitchslapped Bush wants to be creative?!?! What was Bush asking Rummy to do? Stage an Arabic version of "Annie" in Iraq?

Based on the above "creative" thinking if you are slapped by a woman the first thing you should do is kick the guy next to you in the nuts.

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Democracy in the Middle East

It's all about how the US government wants you to see it perspective...and the knowledge of photo-cropping in MS Photo.

How to explain the GOP stand on Egypt

So let me get this straight, if you are a corrupt dictator who gladly accepts $2 billion dollars (worth about 2000 magic carpet rides) a year from the USA to be Facebook friends you are a stand up guy. However if you are a former NYU professor who opposes the war redecorating in Iraq and a possible war renovation in Iran you are in bed with the terrorists.

I guess I should not be surprised that ol' "High Five McCain" would feel this way.

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Fox News "It's only news if we want it to be"

Why would our friends at Fox want to show their TeeVee viewers that Aye-Rabs are fighting for democracy (you know the democracy they keep claiming Bush is responsible for)?

Probably cause they don't want to ruin their must see TV line up:

7pm - Aye-Rabs Yelling in Non-English
8pm - Aye-Rabs Burning US Flags
9pm - Aye-Rabs boogley woogley scary home videos
10pm - On the record with Greta "Searching for another missing blonde white girl"

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Protests in Egypt become violent (Who wudda thunk it?)

Could you imagine Americans protesting like this? Of course not, we are far to fat to protest, march, walk.

Raw footage of the protests

Anderson Cooper's pretty face attacked!

Now you've done it Mubarak!

I hope they spared those dreamy eyes.

Bill O'Reilly would like to know how the Moon got ups in the space and stuff.

Yes my favorite Fox News Journalist, Reporter, Anchor, Bill has had a rough go around lately after he said the moon has nothing to do with the tides on Earth (he done thinks it's Geesus's work) hit the internet.

Now he is trying to get stupid NASA scientists to explain how the moon got there in the first place.

Game Set Match!

Pro Government Supporters (those on the payroll) are attacking Protestors

I think it looks something like this


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John Bolton wants to celebrate Egypt's Democracy by setting off fireworks in Iran

Based on the way this guy predicts Iran having nukes and setting off world destruction, we should have died 17 times last year.

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Mubarak says he will step down in September

Great, now Fox News will report this as the "Terrorist Win!"

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Rick Sanchez will save the Egytptian people!

Did you know Rick Sanchez is currently saving the people of Egypt from dictatorship, with journalism and the social media? He is! If you are aware of any Egyptians who are in trouble, let Rick know, ok? He will send it out to his wider audience: his kids and his dog.

Twitter @RickSanchezTV

Israel thinks the USA should stand with Mubarak

Yes, it turns out the United States is supposed to support Mubarak at all costs, even though he is a corrupt dictator who is currently being toppled. Why? Can you guess? He kept peace in the Middle East...wait you say he didn't do that? Oh: Israel. Mubarak was nice to Israel.

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