Uh? Hosni Mubarak allegedly collapsed after his last public address and then fell into a magic coma! And now he’ll have to be airlifted to a special not-in-Egypt “coma treatment” center, amiright? And the $70 billion that Mubarak fleeced from the Egyptian people will also have an enormous coma and then disappear forever. Haha, Mubarak is probably already drinking Veuve Clicquot and counting his money at his secret underground whorehouse on the dark side of the Moon — just laughing and laughing. Oh, this makes me very grumpy. (Why can’t I have a secret moon brothel?)
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