Sharia Law Saves the Day!

That CIA dude who shot those Muslims dead in Pakistan has been released! Yay. How did he do it? By following Sharia Law. Apparently, you just give the relatives of the people you killed a shitload of (U.S. taxpayer) money and bam, you’re free (to kill again, for America).

How much does it cost, if you’re a CIA assassin held in a Pakistan prison for killing some Pakistanis? 5 Goats, 3 Magic Carpets, 4 Vats of Acid, and 1 Genie Lamp. $2.3 million.

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