Timmy P destroys the American Dream

As governor of Minnesota, Tim Pawlenty did something highly suspect: He promoted minority homeownership. “But owning your home is a white-people thing,” you say? Yes, but Tim Pawlenty hates your America. And he even let MUSLIMS own homes, allowing a company to provide mortgages to Muslims that were structured so as to avoid charging interest, which many Muslims view as a violation of their religion. Thankfully for Pawlenty’s presidential hopes, however, he shut down this company as soon as he heard it was Muslim, and that is the reason why you weren’t forced to pray to SHARIA this morning and put SHARIA in your oatmeal and make sure your SHARIA made it to their school bus on time. Fortunately, only three Muslims were using this mortgage company when Pawlenty went Crusades on its ass, so the Sharia wasn’t able to turn Minnesota too evil/brown. We can only hope that those three people were thrown out of their homes and have left this hostile country in anger, because creating angry Muslim foreigners is exactly what America needs. Terrorism brings us together!