Another Palin Quits

Professional quitters the Palin clan are working on their resume again: Bristol Palin is moving out of her Phoenix narcomansion only six months after she paid $172,000 in cash for it. She’s renting it out for $1,400 a month so that YOU TOO can wake up each day in the angry meth wonderland suburbs of Phoenix, Arizona with missing teeth wondering where your life went wrong. Why is Bristol abandoning this poorly landscaped foreclosure paradise? She is supposedly moving to LA (YAAY ME!) for her new reality show about how hard it is to have roommates and wake up in the morning and go to work, which is something many of us would like to monetize in today’s economy.