Barry Obama from the Block finally got around to installing the Twitter application on his Blackberry this weekend, probably after John Boehner mocked him at their Golf Summit for running around without it. The president’s account to date has been filled with dry robot White House staffer tweets that made Chuck Grassley’s Twitter feed look like a Saturday night key party in 1976. Can you spice it up, hip Obamar? No, is the answer. “Being President is not as hard as being a father” was his first tweet. Nice one, most boring person on Twitter ever. I'm glad “The President” can let everyone out there who is a parent know that it is harder than running the world. Could I have that job leading Earth, then? Obama also apparently likes that job better than being President, which, now my feelings are sort of hurt?
Let's hope he doesn't send out any pics of his prick. Speaking of pricks follow me on Twitter @manish21
