Let's Get'em While they is Young

America’s children are not overwhelmingly aware of the dangers of our Kenyan overlord and all the Socialists he has in place. This is unacceptable according to the Tampa Liberty School, a 5-day summer camp designed to wash the political correctness out of children’s tender, pre-liberal minds. There, kids will learn about Thomas Jefferson and Alexander Hamilton, the Federalist Papers, the schools of constitutional interpretation and Enlightenment contexts for the American Revolution. HAHA Just kidding! They will learn that socialism is evil, paper currency is as good as toilet paper, you should invest in a Glen Beck Mutual Fund gold and that freedom means cleaning up the giant mess you made all over the floor. It is a helpful coincidence that these lessons are designed for third grade level learning since the class projects are created with about the third grade level understanding of American history known to so many of our beloved Tea Party Patriots.

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