Before I continue with my post, I will honestly say I am not okay with Wiener resigning, he was truly one of the best politicians in the House. Entertaining, Smart, and genuinely seemed to care about what happened in his district. I really think he should run in the special election and make his way back, and I think he will. Now on to the HA-HAs.
How things have changed in our dumb world! Just a few years ago, Mark Foley was at the intersection of technology and jerking off. Do you know what Foley used to seduce his younglings? Some ancient technology called “AOL Instant Messenger.” Does anyone even know what that is? I am guessing these are the same people that probably use "Bing" to search, losers. Also, Mark Foley resigned pretty much as soon as he was caught. And, you know, Foley was actually a closeted gay who was sort of known as being gay and wasn’t that big of a jerk, as a human. What I mean is, for all the mockery directed at Mark Foley and his AIM chats with younger gentlemens, he didn’t lie to the whole Earth for a month and bring immense shame to a wife and unborn child.
