The GOP is of course known generally as the “pro-genocide party” when
it comes to illegal immigrants, but the field of GOP presidential
candidates appears to be
worried that America’s dim racist slobs have not been able to connect them
enough
with this platform. “Hey,” the Racist Slob Empire of Arizona whispered,
“we’ve got a guy for that.” Cue Sheriff Joe Arpaio, the deranged
sociopath who
builds
sprawling desert concentration camps where he tortures other human
beings for their failure to be white. GREAT. GOD. This guy, he is the
GOP presidential field’s new boyfriend.
OR, should I say, they would all
like to be his boyfriend, but hottest-girl-at-the-prom Joe Arpaio is still holding out.
From
AP:
“They’re all calling him,” [Arpaio campaign manager Chad]
Willems said, adding that Arpaio will take his time on deciding on
making an endorsement. “They’re all in a hurry of course.”
In the meantime, Arpaio will brag about being a GOP slut, on Twitter. The Latino voters, they will love this!
