Alabama is just the latest backwards state to legally codify its
crusader witch hunt against the illegal immigrant wizards working their
back-breaking field labor black magick on Alabama’s giant agriculture
industry, but the state’s recently-enacted set of draconian worst-ever
anti-immigrant laws are working a little
too fast: zillions of Alabama tomatoes are
rotting away
in the fields this harvest season as undocumented immigrants flee like
hell. Tomato farmers got together to protest these vicious dingus laws
and make GOP state senator Scott Beason — the same creepy racist turd
blossom who called
African Americans “aborigines” — haul around one of the tomato buckets
for five seconds to see how heavy they are. Beason felt he was too good
for this and refused to pick it up, which is…hey, exactly like every
other legal worker in Alabama!
The AP has the
details of the Tomato Bucket Incident:
Tomato farmer Brian Cash said the migrant workers who
would normally be on Chandler Mountain have gone to other states with
less restrictive laws.
After talking with famers at the tomato shed, Beason visited the
Smith family’s farm. Leroy Smith, Chad Smith’s father, challenged the
senator to pick a bucket full of tomatoes and experience the
labor-intensive work.
Beason declined but promised to see what could be done to help
farmers while still trying to keep illegal immigrants out of Alabama.
Smith threw down the bucket he offered Beason and said, “There, I figured it would be like that.”
Oh well, at least Alabama and Scott Beason got to make their Important Point, about being dicks.
